Meet the members of Panhandle Crabgrass Revival Band

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	PANHANDLE SLIM Banjo Picker/Clawhammer Singing/Yodeler Amazing Feat: Once dropped the engine of a '72 Beetle Bug in Gary Markley's front yard, performed a valve job, and re-installed it in under 11 days!!!! Words of Wisdom: "People who tell banjo jokes are just jealous because they have to tune."	J.P. OSTMAN The Father of Crabgrass Guitar Picker/Rhythm Machine Amazing Feat: Played an entire one hour set on stage at Rose's Bar & Grill Pelican, AK while fast asleep. Words of Wisdom: "The day I quit breaking strings will be the same day that Ketchikan Shipyard runs out of scrap metal."	SILVERTONGUE Harmonica Blow/Suck Singer/Shit Talker Amazing Feat: Can't seem to think of one. Words of Wisdom: “Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like bananas.”
	CAPTAIN FERG Fiddle Master Singer/Vocal coach to Tom Jones Amazing Feat: Can start a campfire by friction playing Stony Lonesome at full speed. Words of Wisdom: "If I hadn't met you guys, I'd still be playing Indian music. Now don't get me wrong, I love Indian but........" yeah, yeah, yeah		PRINCESS M Stand-Up Player of Upright Bass Crabgrass Diva Poli-Sci major Amazing Feat: By her mere presence can make even Crabgrass look good. Words of Wisdom: "The medicinal properties of Jaegermeister allow me to more deeply 'feel' up the music. With my in-creased state of consciousness, even a wrong note may sound like a poem."